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Now, if you know for a fact that you are going to go to jail, okay? You're already like, "I'm gone," have a little fun. I don't mean taking off in a high-speed pursuit. No, no, no, don't do that, 'cause you're not going to get very far. I mean, if you're drunk, and you know you're going to go to jail, you know, and you have tinted windows, have a little extra fun. Take off your seatbelt, jump over to the passenger side, throw your seatbelt back on, and just wait for the cop. You have no idea how far you're going to throw his ass off, you guys. He's going to come over to the driver's side with a flashlight, and... You're sitting there... "He was here a second ago. I don't know where he went. 'Xcuse me, what? Me drive? Oh, hell no, I'm fucked up! (en) |
