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“We need to deal with the Jews, you know,” Fabian confides, then pauses dramatically.
This is new and unwelcome, and more than somewhat worrying. “May I ask why?” I ask hesitantly.
“I’d have thought it was obvious!” He sniffs. “All that charitable work. Loaves and fishes, good Samaritans, y’know. Sermon on the Mount stuff. Can’t be doing with it—”
Beside me, Chris Womack risks interrupting his flow: “Don’t you mean Christians, sir?”
“—And all those suicide bombers. Blowing people up in the name of their god, but can’t choke down a bacon roll. Can’t be doing with them: you mark my words, they’ll have to be dealt with!”
Across the room, Vikram Choudhury nearly swallows his tongue. Chris persists: “But those are Mus—”
“—All Jews!” the Prime Minister snaps. “They’re just the same from where I’m standing.” His expression is one of tight-lipped disapproval—then I blink, and in the time it takes before my eyelids open again, I forget his face. He sips delicately from his teacup, pinky crooked, then explains his thinking. “Christians, Muslims, Jews—they say they’re different religions, but you mark my words, they all worship the same god, and you know what that leads to if you let it fester. Monotheism is nothing but trouble—unless the one true god is me, of course. (en) |
