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so:text The harsh reality is that my sequestered twins are advancing in the opposite direction of my earhair.  Mother Nature has me by the balls, literally.  They have actually started a race with my ex-wife's tits.  And she will prevail, because she will get hers "done" as I continue to disappear into the abyss of recycled toilet brine.  In the end, gravity always wins, people.  Remember: when you have a heart attack, you fall down, not up. Middle age is upon me, and I don't remember this shit being in the brochure.  I have six different doctors on speed dial, and the font size on my smartphone is at ten with a maximum setting of twelve.  That doesn't give me much wiggle room for the golden years. (en)
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so:description When the Balls Drop (2015) (en)
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