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BB: So, who here has a guinea pig?Various Audience Members cheerBB: What kind of guinea pig? Muffled suggestions from audience members BB: Nah, you're not serious about it! "I dunno, some brown thing...". So what breed? Audience Member: Crested! BB: A what? A crusty...a crusty guinea pig? I think you should take it to the vet as soon as possible! "Gah, it's crusting over again, it's crusting up Captain!!" Ah, crested? What you have there is a newt I think, madam! Some bloke in a pub sold you that! "Yeah, that's a crested guinea pig, they're lovely, them... (en) |
