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I celebrated my 21st birthday here, and that was the last time I drank in El Paso. You folks don't mess around, you know? Everyone was going, "It's your birthday," I was like, "It's my birthday!" "Do you want a drink?" "SUUURRREE!" And I kept drinking and drinking and drinking, and then the staff asked me, "Do you want to party?" I was like, "I want to party." "Do you want to dance?" "I wanna dance!" I passed out, you guys, and woke up at a place called the O.P. Yeah, the reason you people in El Paso are laughing is because you KNOW! I had no idea it was an "Alternative" night club. I'm from L.A., I thought O.P. stood for: Orale pues! That is a bad way to sober up, you guys. I'm just dancing, you know Boom, boom, boom, hey! Boom, boom, boom, hey! Boom, boom, boom- HEY! And behind me was this little guy going, "Pikachu! (en) |
